Posted by: Tony Carson | 16 August, 2007

Miss Teen USA


Ah, wouldn’t a daddy be so unbelievably proud of his little girl.


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  1. LOL!!!:

    Here’s a transcript of the question and answer from the Miss Teen USA tonight:

    Judge:
    Q: Recent polls have shown 1/5 of American’s can’t locate America on a world map. Why do you think this is?

    Miss South Carolina: (and this is exactly what she said)
    A: I personally believe that, U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some… people out there in our nation that don’t have maps, and I believe that our education, like such, as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should… our education over here in the U.S., should help the U.S., er, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future.., for our…

    (I’m guessing she was about to say “children” when she gave up and realized she totally screwed up).

    Announcer: Thank you very much South Carolina

    This girl is DUMB AS A STUMP! Why bother with these hard questions.. Just give them the crown for being hot and leave it with that. A classic example of beauty but no brains.

    The other contestants didn’t do much better

  2. I cannot believe Colorado won over New Jersey. This pageant is a farcity. I want to know what the parents of Miss Colorado do for a living. They could probably benefit Trump somehow, which might explain how Colorado won over New Jersey. Katie Blair’s father does something in the oil industry, which was why that idiot won over the girl with the blue dress from last year. I felt really bad for South Carolina. That was far worse than falling. Trump set up a real cheap pageant as usual. The winner gets prizes that cost him virtually nothing and he totally benefits from getting to pick from the best looking women in the world to be part of his modeling agency, which is probably run by his wife. Trump is too smart.

  3. “Ah, wouldn’t a daddy be so unbelievably proud of his little girl.”

    Sure, been training them up since infancy! It is daddys who sponspred the event, who desire and are willing to pay for these sexy babies.

    Men aren’t protesting and women who protest aren’t winning. These young women look just the same as the last batch. They sure do please their daddys, always have.

    Teen women are hot sellers and make good slaves. Line them up and pick one! Then you can be her “daddy” and be unbelievably proud too.

    Kamalla Rose Kaur

  4. Americans not American’s
    farcity?
    daddies not daddys

    DUMB AS A STUMP

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  6. west virginia should have been placed higher than south carolina. plain and simple.


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